VMC Diaries :- Alok Bhaiya

We were busy preparing for our next lecture, in the midst of all these hustle between students discussing problems on dreaded ionic equilibrium ,enters teacher for our class. After fifteen minutes of pin drop silence, few decibels of noise created by different colored pens jotting down all one can grasp from the white board, our chemistry teacher in his most graceful tone said "Chemistry sabse wahiyaat subject hai, boring ,exceptions;;;   Is subject se mujhe nafrat hai ,  aur yaahan dekho,,  main chemistry hi padha raha hun.......(momentary pause, and then in his usual self) .....Par koi nahi, aaj toh hum ions se batein karenge", and then with this class going berserk we got to know about the gem of the personality.

In the two years, there were countless moments of brilliance multiplied by laughter in our Chemistry class. Still miss those classes with him. I'm going to share some of the awesome moments with The Alok Bhaiya;

Analaysing how to crack a test with maximum marks;
"Ab hum Einstein ke aulad toh hai nahi ki saare ke saare question kar dalein,    test main kuch aasan question hote hain aur kuch muskil. Muskil wale question dekh ke to tumhe hasna chaiyeh, is question ko karne main sab phansege and mujhe isse chodna hai. "

Whenever someone asked some irrelevant doubts:

"Ab main agar tumse punchu ki, tumhare baal(hair) ka rang kala kyun hai??"

While teaching colloidal solutions;

"Sol bhi gazab chiz hai, sol ka jo dispersed phase hai, uska size, solution ka solute particles se thoda hi bada hota hai,..... and naam bhi itna sayi diya hai bechare ko,, sol, SOLN.(solution) ,bante bante reh gaya........."

While discussing questions:

"Question ko bilkul tamiz se padho, jis din question ko izzat nahi doge, sochoge yeh toh do koudi ka hai, wahi question piche se tumhe laat marega..."

"yeh sab chapter ko ignore mat karo,(talking about surface chem, bio molecules),, chhote chhote chapters hain par ek ek question pakka hai JEE main...,, surface se har saal ek q, biomolecules se har saal ek q, and coordination se toh pura baarat aata hai...."

And this one during chemical bonding class:

"yeh hai s ka gubaara, aur yeh hai p ka gubaara . ab kuch anokha jaadu hota hai, sab bhagwan ki leela man lo.....yeh dono gubaare milte hain aur ek naya bada gubaara banta hai "

And this one when any frustrated student asks questions like "what if this happens," and "what if its not mentioned particularly in the question" .. his awesome reply

"toh tu kood jaa......"

Whenever someone mobile rings;

"tum log kabhi nahi sudhorege, tameez se phone ko band kiya karo, mobile switch off karte ho bhul jate ho alarm laga hua hai,,,, aur phir ghanti suru,,,, phone ko switch off karo,,, uski battery nikalo,,, and  sim card ko bhi nikal ke rakh do..kya pata wo bhi kuch kar de...."

 

Alok bhaiya ,thank you for  making our jee journey the most cherished ones in our life.


There are more much brilliant incidents, but writing it will make me an author to the best selling novel.....So, for today i will end it here, will publish another post in continuation to this........

                                                                                                              ----A.K.